Prickly? Maybe. Honest? Absolutely. This laugh-out-loud graphic T-shirt features a cool, arms-crossed cactus rocking shades, standing defiant with signs saying “TOUCH ME!”—all while declaring:
“I’m not rude… I’m just allergic to people.”
Perfect for introverts, sass-lovers, and anyone who's a little too real for small talk. A must-have for anyone with a sharp wit and a low tolerance for nonsense.
🌵 Features:
Soft, breathable cotton blend
Durable direct-to-garment (DTG) print
Great gift for introverts, anti-social legends, or plant lovers with an attitude
