🤖 Error 401: Emotional availability is offline. This oversized Terry cotton tee features a retro-style robot display flashing: “401 Error – Emotions Not Found.” It’s made for emotionally unavailable legends, tech-savvy introverts, and anyone who processes feelings like software updates—rarely and reluctantly.
Soft, relaxed, and zero emotional buffering.
Because expressing emotions is a system glitch you refuse to download.
