🐊 I’m not holding a grudge. I’m just highly committed to remembering.
This oversized Terry cotton tee features a serious crocodile detective who never forgets—and definitely never forgives. With the quote:
“I don’t hold grudges—I just remember facts very aggressively.”
It’s the perfect shirt for the silently petty, the detail-obsessed, and those still mad about that thing from 2013. Equal parts funny, sarcastic, and uncomfortably accurate.
Soft fit. Sharp memory. Cold vibes.
